Uberhood // R0 // Broke

Heading to the Brokes today! 💫 pic.twitter.com/VFatax3mGx

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 17, 2021

Brandy was nothing if not an optimist. She was surviving the recent loss of her husband. Raising two stubborn boys, with another on the way, having no job and little prospects. She might cry herself to sleep every night but she was up the next morning to try again. pic.twitter.com/G2yzEdXFhA

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 17, 2021

Dustin wanted to be mad. At losing his dad, at being poor, at being fired from even his dumb criminal side gig. But honestly, he was just really lonely. His ma had enough on her plate. He couldn't have made it through without his girlfriend Angela. His ride or die, bestfriend. pic.twitter.com/qqMwPfTGn2

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 17, 2021

Angela: We should head to Bluewater Village soon! I hear they've got a sweet arc-
Beau: BUBBY READ?
Dustin: Awe, lil man, I'm kinda busy right now...
Angela: D'aaaw, go read to him! I'll hang out for a bit, no worries.

Dustin: Little Bear said -
Beau: She pretty and nice! ☺️ pic.twitter.com/zPCxaQqBII

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 17, 2021

Brandi took a moment to be proud of herself. Beau's birthday. There was still lots to figure out, but that night, she looked at her sons and knew: everything was going to be okay. Skip woulda smiled at her and said, "Best woman I ever met, you can move mountains." He was right. pic.twitter.com/ZQTgDY2X9Y

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 17, 2021

Brandi: You're a new face around these parts. Nice to meet you!
Malcolm: Why, yes, I'm part of SimCity's Destitute Sims Outreach Program, happy to make your acquaintance!
Brandi: Wait what-
Malcolm: Community service ma'am! Some funds vanished from the books and here I stand. pic.twitter.com/WqZU2XjcAF

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 17, 2021

Malcolm: ...and to make a long story short, that's why I'm here to meet you adorable poverty stricken boys!
Beau: WOW Mr. Landgraab, do you have a real fast jet??
Malcolm: Why yes, small, underfed child. I've got-
Brandi: GET OUT OF MY TRAILER pic.twitter.com/xA1UxTocr3

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 17, 2021

Uberhood // R0 // Caliente

Heading to the Calientes, we kick things off with Nina soaking up that pleasant view. 😌 pic.twitter.com/yFqidGud89

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

Dina's after that (coughcough widow inheritance) ring, so why wait?

Dina: Morty, lately Pleasantview has been all about new beginnings. I'm ready for mine. With you...if you'll have me? 🥺

Mortimer: Who could say no to such an angel? Of course, mi amor. pic.twitter.com/w6kSNLyEOK

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

A second marriage for them both, Dina and Mortimer threw caution to the wind and went for a quick and private ceremony. They knew they'd have alot to answer for with their prospective families, but hey? Being swept up in the romance felt like magic. 💍 pic.twitter.com/UbScXvF6xe

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

Dina: Yahoo, Nee! I came up to ask if you'd pour some drinks for the newest Goth!😉
Nina: ...Tell me you're joking. Dina! Isn't he like related to you or something?!
Dina: Ew, no! Wow, you can just NEVER be happy for me, huh? At least I'm not hung up on good-time Don! pic.twitter.com/W1FHaLX4WS

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

After consummating the marriage (over&over), Dina and Mortimer stopped long enough to power up with some mac&cheese.

Dina: Bella wasn't exaggerating! You're an incredible lover Morty...woooooow.
Mortimer: Ah mi amor, years of appreciating women teaches some valuable skills. pic.twitter.com/VHwZUe2vmU

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

Nina hated admitting that her sister's wedding, happening without even discussing it with her, had hurt. What would her future look like in Pleasantview? A town of families - even Don! She was ready to set out and see what the bright lights of Downtown had to offer. pic.twitter.com/EhC8gH7EwS

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

The next morning, Dina woke up feeling nauseous and a little suspicious.

Dina: Morty would you maybe one day consider another baby goth?
Mortimer: Whatever happens, happens, mi amor!

Why did the thought make her so happy? Especially when she wasn't quite sure who the father was pic.twitter.com/rOWHGrxJIT

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

The next morning had her suspicions confirmed. Earlier than she'd hoped (they hadn't even talked with Morty's family yet) but she couldn't stop herself from being excited. A little Goth was getting ready to enter the neighborhood! 🍼

...Surely, NOT a Lothario...right? pic.twitter.com/K2kT6aHwK1

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 16, 2021

Uberhood // R0 // Goth

Cassandra Goth was getting married today.
And sure, she was nervous. It'd been a whirlwind romance. Maybe too fast. She knew no one in town approved of her marrying Don. And from the outside, she understood why. but there was an unexplainable magic between them. She loved him. pic.twitter.com/bbApcD3XYy

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 12, 2021

Quiet, quick, (and nearly empty) wasn't the way she'd always dreamed of this day going. But somehow it was even better than she could've ever hoped. 💜

Cass appreciation post because what a cutepatoot! ✨Don better not break her heart or I'll Watcher smite him. pic.twitter.com/2sXsNN7nZC

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 12, 2021

After the ceremony, Mortimer sat down for a heart to heart with his son in law.

Mortimer: Very surprised you lasted through the ceremony, Don! Let's see if you can make a week.
Don: Sir, I wish you'd see I do truly love your daughter...
Mortimer: My daughter's MONEY, you mean. pic.twitter.com/9rgagTpR4R

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 12, 2021

Don's ready for the perks of marriage. pic.twitter.com/sovXsEL2lj

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 12, 2021

Some Goths arrived to welcome the new family member that night. 👻 A warning, perhaps? pic.twitter.com/gwgQKmAxRc

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 13, 2021

Luckily, Cass found a way to raise his needs back up. 😉

Next time: We're headed to the Calientes! pic.twitter.com/LYm0jQs4om

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 13, 2021

Uberhood // R0 // Lothario

Twas the day before a wedding...
Not a creature was stirring, except for a small garbage skunk.
When up on the deck there arose such a clatter -

Nina: Hands to yourself, Lothario! Now what would your fiancée think about THAT, huh?
Don: Nee, baaaby, you know I'm yours. Always! pic.twitter.com/Tos8EzaUHA

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021

Kaylynn, the hapless maid, leaves with a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach. Surely her life wouldn't always amount to slimy hottub woohoo with men like Don.
She understood happy endings were fantasy. All she was hoping for was a Pleasant little family. Maybe one day... pic.twitter.com/cJvJqKQYi2

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021

Don, charming idiot he is, was finally able to talk Nina into a roll in the bubbles. For old times sake. pic.twitter.com/9L5OwRfWjx

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021

24hrs was flying by and the wedding loomed. Don's need to sow those wild oats had him hitting a new low, woohooty calling Nina's twin. A woman after his heart, Dina was wham, bam, and vanish. pic.twitter.com/Af0AEI3Gal

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021

The night ends with thoughts of conquests, swallowing down a lukewarm tv dinner, salsa music blaring through the guilt. Alone.
Cassie really could be good for him. She could help him, keep him. They could survive marriage. pic.twitter.com/qPFc5gmfaf

— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021