Twas the day before a wedding...
— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021
Not a creature was stirring, except for a small garbage skunk.
When up on the deck there arose such a clatter -
Nina: Hands to yourself, Lothario! Now what would your fiancée think about THAT, huh?
Don: Nee, baaaby, you know I'm yours. Always! pic.twitter.com/Tos8EzaUHA
Kaylynn, the hapless maid, leaves with a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach. Surely her life wouldn't always amount to slimy hottub woohoo with men like Don.
— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021
She understood happy endings were fantasy. All she was hoping for was a Pleasant little family. Maybe one day... pic.twitter.com/cJvJqKQYi2
Don, charming idiot he is, was finally able to talk Nina into a roll in the bubbles. For old times sake. pic.twitter.com/9L5OwRfWjx
— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021
24hrs was flying by and the wedding loomed. Don's need to sow those wild oats had him hitting a new low, woohooty calling Nina's twin. A woman after his heart, Dina was wham, bam, and vanish. pic.twitter.com/Af0AEI3Gal
— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021
The night ends with thoughts of conquests, swallowing down a lukewarm tv dinner, salsa music blaring through the guilt. Alone.
— Autumn 👽 grilled cheese aspiration (@pixelatedpanic) December 10, 2021
Cassie really could be good for him. She could help him, keep him. They could survive marriage. pic.twitter.com/qPFc5gmfaf
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